Friday, December 26, 2014

Miscellaneous

How to Handle your Social Life


It is a truth universally acknowledged that people only have a limiting amount of brain cells. During our two year long torture session (more formally known as DP), the majority of those brain cells are concentrating on one sole task: the intake of knowledge. In the end, we are left with a few brain cells to use as we please. 

But what happens when you need to remember the specific occurrences in your social life? Your brain cells don't have the resources to remember "who's no longer friends with who" or "where you were supposed to meet up" or "when some event happened"! Thankfully, we no longer have to fret about forgetting such trifles. The solution: flashcards! 

Just pretend you have a test coming up. Write down any notable factoids that might be referred to in the future. If you find yourself stuck, just answer the following questions: "Who was involved?", "What happened?", "Where did this occur?", "When was it?", "Why was it important?", and "How did it happen?".  You might also want to record the date and any other relevant data. 

Nevermore will we find ourselves lost in a conversation! We will no longer be subjected to nodding and smiling our way through day-to-day exchanges! Never again will we stare cluelessly into space, all thanks to our trusty "Social Life Flashcards".


How to organize your "Social Life Flashcards"!

- Giselle D.

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